Mountain Dew Throwback

Dear Mr. Pepsi and Associates

You have finally done something correct. Your new logos for Pepsi and Mountain Dew make me afraid to walk down the Carbonated Beverage Aisle at my local Piggly Wiggly. Your different Red, Blue, and Purple flavored Mountain Dews are a pox on the name of the classic Nuclear Urine Drink. ProTip: Throwing a Halo or Warcraft based label on the bottle and/or can does not make a bad flavor good.

I am imagining somebody over there probably saw one of those commercials on the MTV about High Fructose Corn Syrup and was surprised to find it was in your Sodas! Your cans are already green colored, and aluminum is a good recyclable material. Using "natural sugar" takes you one step closer to appealing to hippies as well as people who like caffeine and/or extreme sports pitchmen.

None of this however detracts from the fact that Mountain Dew Throwback is actually a good product. From your track record I can only assume it was a mistake. Unlike Coke's perpetual mistake Fresca you can use this to make profit. I would be willing to put my money where my mouth is and eat dollar bills. Also, I would not have a problem paying extra. Please deliver Mountain Dew Throwback to more grocery stores where I have an opportunity to shop and also to the vending machine where I work.

Sincerely,

Mountain Dew Throwback Fan